The Blog of Fiendishness

So today was pretty cool. The scooter and all but I also watched episodes 5-8 in Tru Calling because we rented it. Stupid me wasn't paying the best of attention and got disc two instead of one. My sis Kris and I are really bummed about it because we kind of got in to a Tru fix and need our next high. *smiles* You can bet on us begging mom and dad until we get the other 5 discs. I also got to go grocery shopping with my dad, which is my type of shopping. Do I even need to add that we get junk and drive mom crazy? No that's a given. That's it, hope you all had as good a day as I did. See you tomorrow.

Sweetness is Bagder, the electric scooter my mom bought for the family. It makes other people jealous and it's zippy. I think I'm in love. My only problem with it is that it can't go up hills very well and my neighborhood is almost all hills. It has a horn and turning lights and a headlight. It's just sweetness. It's red as well. Zoom, zoom, zoom. I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day now.

So I was really bored today and I figure that I will be even more so in the summer. And so I'm going to learn how to write with my right hand. Which is more a matter of practice then learning. It makes my hand hurt because I don't ever use those muscles in that hand, but I think it will come in handy so I'm sticking with it. Ok maybe not. But the rings in binders are a major pain when writing and I write really slow. So maybe after my hand stops hurting I will be able to write faster. Once my history teach said that if I wrote faster I could do the extra credit questions. I was thinking gee-manee I'm writing as fast as I can bug off, if you wouldn't give me all paragraph long questions then I could do those questions. It's not even like I needed to do them I got an A. I always do. History's pretty much a no brainer. It's just boring and you have to pay attention. al4nw. (do you think that'll catch on? not likely.)

I decided that I should do my laundry. I'm wearing my last pair of pants. The hamper my mom got me turned out to be a bad thing instead of a good thing. Without the hamper I see the pile growing. In the hamper it looks like a lot less.

This kind of goes with what I was saying earlier. I took this test to find out what form of attention I'm, and I was holding hands. I told my mom and my sister this and that they acted like "what is wrong with the world things are backwards?". Then I told them all the other options were like hugs or kisses. It was really pathetic, they immediately relaxed and said that made sense. I really didn't know that I was that bad! It makes me laugh.

My mom called me in enigma a while ago. It's probably true. Sometimes I don't even know if I know my reasons for doing things. That's kind of scary really. The reason my mom said that was because I was working on these health packets like crazy and doing about 5 a day give or take. I mean I do my homework but I don't do anything more that what I this is required. Sometimes that's a little higher then what really is required but oh well. My mom also knows how I really need a reason to do something I find boring or just plain don't like. She tried and tried to get me to write things when I was homeschooling. I'm to much of a stubborn Ares for her to get me to do that though. I don't really like writing still but I do do it. Wow. Where did my train of thought go? *goes back and reads* Found it. Anyway, I had done not even three chapters of that thing and hadn't even looked at it in months. I get I week break and do about thirty chapters. I mean it was easy and all but I'm just not a very motivated person. As I said my mom was surprised at my motivation. So I'm I to be truthful. I'm not so sure as to why but I think it has something to do with a deep fear of having to take health some other time at BCC. I mean can you blame me!?

It's not just that that makes me something of an enigma either. One, I'm not very far away from hating a whole gender(my own). I think I know mostly why that is, but it would take a really long time to write it all down and I'm not that interested in telling you. I can't say I even remember really getting along with girls. Two, I read some weird books and like them. I also read some very different types of books. I'm not very interested in going it to all that as well but just for in example, I've read Grass For His Pillow which I really liked, shove it, I'm not even that interested in explaining. TV's the same way for me. I like some of the stupidest shows and yet I'm such a dork and I watch some PBS type shows like it's water. Did that make sense? I don't think so. Even my interests in music are all over the place. Mainly I like stuff without words more than stuff with words. That is unless the lyrics are good or fun/weird. And sometimes I find some weird new thing that I like. Like I found out that I like some certain types of jazz I while ago. Some jazz I hate, but other types I really like. I swear, sometimes I'm my own contradiction. Yet I know myself fairly well I think. Really it's other people who view me as an enigma, not me.
Kris was really freaked out when all of a sudden I started giving her hugs out of the blue. I did this for that reason, too freak her out. Stupid me went and told her that! She would have caught on sooner or later but it wasn't expired. Even my grandparents know that I pretty much abhor physical contact. I tried not to show them just how much to spare their feelings but I it just didn't work. That's actually one of the many reasons I don't like girls, they hug! *shiver* People who have been around me a while know if I give you a wimpy hug, you don't complain, because that's all you're getting. Have we moved past the enigma talk? Maybe.
You know what I really miss? My zip-off pants. Those pants were the best. Lots of pockets, like I like. I could wear them any season. They were black so they went with everything. *sigh* I need some more sweat pants. I only have a gray pair with a stain in the knee and a dark gray pair that I've have had for forever. That's not like me. Sweat pants have been my favorite type of pants for a long as I remember. In my first memory I'm wearing sweat pants! I do have a navy blue pair but they're highwater and I only wear them to bed. And it's just getting out of sweatpants season. I should have thought of this sooner. Typical.
Can you tell I'm kind of in a 'shove it' mood? Well I'm. And I have no reason too. Kris is at a friends, I don't have much homework or school tomorrow. Nothing annoying coming up. I should go take a nap. I'm always in a good mood after I take a nap. I almost never sleep when I take a nap. I just lay in bed thinking. Have you ever noticed that when you lay in bed with no intention of sleep than it is always more comfortable? I have. My bed is conspiring against me.
I let Kris have full control over the last 5 pictures in my camera. BAD IDEA!!!! She took a pictures of two stuffed rabbits doing it. A picture of her knee. A picture of my devil duck. And I took a picture of her that is hilarious and I'll have to bring it to church and show you guys. Even if you don't want to see it would be worth it just to mortify her. I'm going to bring them anyway because it was the pictures of that last Quiz thing. I should have a picture of everyone and if you or your parent wants some just ask. I want a set for myself and Evan wants some but If enough people want some I'll get triples.
The TV is calling my name got to go. jk : } But that nap sounds nice.

I do not like dream. I've had some really disturbing dreams. Most of my readers are disturbing themselves and likely have even most disturbing dreams, but non the less they were disturbing. And I don't know, they make my night longer. Which I don't want. The only semi-good dreams I ever have leave me very disappointed. And they are usually sprinkled with weird and totally unrealistic things. No matter how crazy the dream I can never convince my dreamself to remember that I'm asleep. Last night I had this really weird dream involving the Pope and him really bloody and coughing up blood. You know the pope that just died. I only half woke up so I tried using daydreaming to get my mind off it, which resulted in me having a dream in which I daydreamed. Weird, very weird. All my dream fall under three categories, Boring and weird, Disturbing, or ones about guys I have a crush on. None of those are really very nice. The last one just leaves me feeling shallow and annoyed, almost never happy. Boring dreams are the least annoying so if I must remember my dream at all I would rather have it be weird and boring. Anyway I got to go get ready for the day. I like hearing about other peoples weird dreams so feel free to share them.

So this is mostly going to be weird little random things that really don't have any connection.

This is something like what my grandma on my dad's side said in my birthday card: Sweet sixteen and never been kissed? Keep it that way for a while. You got plenty of time for that.

Now if you knew my grandmother, then you would know that that is a weird thing for her to say. Usually it's something more along the lines of, look how much you've grown up and what a beautiful young lady you are turning out to be. You know, that kinda of sappy stuff. I was a bit taken a back myself. Everyone thought it was just the funniest thing (including myself). Personally I really dislike sappy things and it was nice for the change.

So last night I came up stairs to say good night to my mom and she and Kris were watching TV. A commercial for house came on and it was one I'd already seen. Kris asked me what ended up being wrong with the lady and I said she was only eating this one type of food and it was making her crazy. Mom said that yeah if you don't eat a balanced diet then you go crazy. So I said that's probably why being a vegetarian and being a tree hugging environmentalist extremist is related. I did see why it was that funny, but my mom got a kick out of it. Go figure.

My cousin, who is a senior this year, got a college scholarship for playing football. He got his name and a paragraph about his accomplishment in the Billings Gazette. My grandma, aunt and uncle even got there names it there as well. Now when I read this I said to my mom " you know in Montana it is a lot easier to get your name in the paper then it is in say New York". Which is very true. In New York, New York you can murder someone and not get your name in the paper. In Montana you can get first place in the spelling bee and get your name in the paper. It's just two very different worlds.

I was really bored a couple days ago when I got home from school. So I did the normal thing and googled my last name. I ended up finding this web page devoted to pictures of this German couples two little kids. There little girl looks quit a bit like me when I was a baby, fat, round face, and blonde fuzz on my head. The dad who is the one who took the pictures has the same nose as my dad. Other then that I can't say he really looks like my dad though. It was just kind of fun to look at these pictures of people who could or could not be related to me. If you want to see the pictures too, the web site is www. [insert my last name here] .net

By the by, number four was something I did. I don't think I will be doing that any more unless I think of something really good.

So, today I took that test you have to take in order to get in to running start. It was easy and I passed the English. I did not pass the math but I was close. I was rusty because I didn't take any math this year. I got assessed in to MATH 099 which is intermediate algebra. I have yet to take geometry yet so I wasn't really planning on taking a math class in fall. There was a guy I know from tae kwon do and he pasted to so that was nice-ish for him. The person that was giving instructions and told you if you passed was annoying.

I'm reading this book that I thought some of you might like called "The Terminal Man". All you need to know about it is contained in this paragraph:

Admitting Psychiatric Summary:
This 34-year old man has documented ADL syndrome of 2 years' duration. The etiology is presumably traumatic, following an automobile accident. This patient has already tried to kill two people, and has been involved with fights with several others. Any statement that he "feels funny" or "smells something bad" should be respected as indicating the start of a seizure. Under such circumstances, notify the NPS and Hospital Security at once.
The patient has an accompanying personality disorder which is part of his disease. He is convinced that machines are conspiring to take over the world. These beliefs are strongly held and any attempts to dissuade him will only draw his enmity and suspicion. One should also remember that he is a highly intelligent and sensitive man. The patient can be quit demanding at times, but should be treated with firmness and respect.
His intelligence and articulate manner may lead one to forget that his attitudes are not willful. He suffers an organic disease which has affected his mental state. Beneath it all he is frightened and concerned about what is happening to him.

Ok, most of the information. If you want to check it out it is by Michael Crichton. It is very good in my opinion.

So it occurred to me that maybe some of you are wondering how my birthday went. It was on Monday and I have been just to lazy to post about it. Well I got a paintball gun, surprise, surprise. Not to say I'm not happy about it I just only asked for a paintball gun so I was expecting it. I also got some paintballs and the latest RelientK CD. Which is good but for some reason I like their other ones better. I can't figure out why I just do. Lets see, lets see, what else. I had a nice dinner of ribs, twice baker potatoes, baked bean, cheesy garlic bread and strawberry lemonade. I had to go on a wild goose chase for my paintball gun because my mother and sister are weird and wouldn't wrap it like normal people. On Saturday we're going to go to Skycart (do they spell that with a K? I have no idea). All and all a pretty calm B-day.

Also on Saturday I have to take this test to see if I can get in to Running Start. The sample questions were easy so I'm not too worried. And even though I don't have to pass the math portion I think I will. I mean I didn't think that algebra was even that hard as long as it was explained correctly. Which was not always the case in my algebra class last year. I have to be there, in the room, by at least 9:00AM so that's not so nice. But it was the easiest and first time I could get. So.......you get what you get.

I have two chapters left of this health packet I need to finish for a half credit. So that's good. I did it all in a little more then a weak, which was cool. It was stinkin easy though. I haven done the paragraph question at the bottom so I have that to do to but It's pretty easy. I can't say I will really retain much of the information but I wouldn't have even if I had taken the class.

Number three was something that happened to me. I have never let my sister play that game with me again.

4. How to have fun with Darwins theory of natural selection.

Take large spider. Put spider on web of another large spider. Watch spiders fight to the death. Cheer for your spider. Watch the victor suck the fluids from the loser. Repeat if desired. For extra fun use a smaller spider and a huge one.

I will probably post something more latter today, but that's not a promise.

3. How to have fun with the senses

Take unsuspecting person. Have the person close eyes. If need be lie to assure them that they will come to no harm. Shove a spoon full of salt in to the persons mouth. Dodge to the side out of their grasp or you will get punched. Now wasn't that a fun experiment!?

Does miss tomorrows titled How to have fun with Darwin's theory of natural selection. If your getting bored of this don't worry I'm just working on a really long post.

Here is the next one.

2. How to be cruel

Be loud and annoying and hairy(now who does that remind me of?). Move in to another persons house. Use the persons shower. Use the persons razor. Wash the razor the first couple times leaving it wet but mostly clean. Then shave some part of your body that is very hairy. Don't clean the razor. Notes that the razor is no longer in the shower. You have just succeeded in being very cruel. Congrats!

You can guess in the same manor as last time

I don't think my blog has been living up to it's title. Therefore from now on, you will get the pleasure of these delightfully fun, yet fiendish, things to do. Enjoy.

1. How to have fun with cats.
Take smallish cat. Take heavy duty pantyhose. Insert cat in to pantyhose. Put cat on floor. Watch cat struggle. Laugh at cat. Mock cat. Laugh at how cat looks like a weasel. Take cat out when finished with fun.

Now you must guess if this is.....

A. something that has happened to me(or my cat).
B. something I have done.
or C. something out of my demented head.

I got a lot of others I'm aching to share but that wouldn't be fun for me, because then I couldn't watch you beg for more. I've already decided what I'm going to do for tomorrow and you'd be a fool to miss it. It proves to be quit horrific. I will try and do these once a dayish. Or once a monthish, or once a weekish, which ever is easiest.

Now that is a fun game.

I have yet another break. The last one's excuse was Mid-Winter Break. This one excuse is Spring Break. It is my last break until summer. I'm determined to do something productive this break. I have no homework over the break but I have many other things I have seriously been neglecting. Such as health packets that are easy but soooo dull. Not to mention Quiz, studying driver thing so I can take my test to get my learners permit, and this blog. And who could for get the many books I have yet to get around to? The weak after break is WASL testing but lucky me my sweet, dear mommy let me get out of it. Happy, happy, Joy, Joy! Just the explanation of what was going to be on the test nearly send me in to cardiac arrest. I feel genuinely sorry for those poor people who do have to take the test though because they don't even get out of their regular classes! We have the classes move back to the afternoon and only once a week for two weeks. This means for me that I don't even have to consider waking up until noon on Tuesdays and a little later on Thursdays. But I will have to ride my bike to school in the cold and possibly the rain. It does force me to finally get air in the tires which it has needed since I got it for Christmas. Man is that pathetic of me. Off to do something productive, good bye.

The monsters are here. In this room. With me. It's torture. There watching 'A Walk To Remember' that corny movie with that Mandy person.
*mockingly* And it's so sad! And blah blah blah is so hot! Oh, that picture of me in my swimsuit and an elf hat eating cereal is so embarrassing! He's so hot when he's bloody! She sings sooo good! Blah blah, blahbity blah! That's so mean! Giggle, giggle, giggle, naked Eye! Yay, I get to toot! If your face is a doll what's the rest of you? A plastic dinosaur? One, two, three, tomatoes. Don't fall in love with me. That's hot. They're so mean to her. They make clear purses. I must be dreaming. Your guys did not hear any swear words. Yay, kill it, kill it! I love that song!
Get me out! I don't want to be here! They are so annoying! And they're staying over night! Poor me. *sob* *sniff, sniff* And I had to mow the lawn today because of there leader. She wanted the moss growing out front to be cut because she wanted her lair to look it's best and tormented her captives to get it done. The grass was wet and I got really dirty. It was fun but I wish I had done it a little later in the day. In needed mowing though. I got a sort of vengeance from mowing early in the morning because I'm usually the one who is annoyed by people mowing in the morning, and now I got to annoy them. Our lawnmower is electric and it's a bit of a pain with that cord always getting in the way. Thats all for now.

Oh yah, I finally caught up in sluggy today. So that made me happy.

Due to my laziness/uncooperation I only took three credits worth of classes last year. That is I bad thing to do. I know. And this year, if I finish doing these health packets, I will only have done five credits worth of classes. Not as bad but it should be six, if not more to make up for the year before. Needless to say I was a bit worried about graduating on time. I'm a laid-back sort of person so I wasn't losing any sleep over it, but I was uneasy.

Now things are looking up. And no just up but, dare I say it?, fun. Somewhat anyway, as much as school can be fun. I did the math, and because 5 college credits are worth a full high school credit all I have to do is pass three classes a quarter and I will have all the credits I need in five quarters. And that's not all, after I get all the annoying classes that are required like L.A. I will still need to get 5.5 H.S credits of electives. That means I can take anything I want (in theory anyway)for two quarters, if I do the other things first. This is not taking in to account that I would still have a quarter left of running start and no more classes needed. All that is assuming that the classes I take would be 5 college credits for all those classes.

The classes I end up taking will be dependent on what is offered at the H.O.M.E program and at BCC. I don't know what I want to get a degree in or what classes I want to take but I was looking last night at the types of classes they offer and there was this one class on American Humor that looked neat. Who knows if they'll offer it when I can/want to take it but if they do I might.

I'm just glad I probably won't have to go back to the H.O.M.E program. It isn't really bad just really easy and boring. I should really finish looking at the drivers book thing so I can take the test to get my learners permit. I t would be a lot easier to pick the classes I want when I'm not tied to other people driving me there. Anyway I hope this qualifies as real content and not just the boring stuff I've been posting on recently.

This is not a battle of skill but will power. Noah's ark, freefall, level 60, 574030 points. Try and beat me if you dare. Personally I wouldn't because it's hecka easy and very dull after you reach Super Beastmaster. But I don't think I will play that game again so the figure won't go up. This is only for the really bored or really stupid/arrogant(there's a word for that in greek I wish I remembered it) to try. Really I don't think anyone could lose at that game unless they try.