The Blog of Fiendishness

It is official. There are no if's, and's, or but's. I will be going to college next fall. Unlike I had though before I find that I don't have to take any classes at the H.O.M.E program. That leaves me with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. But that could be a hairball. jk

We did not go anywhere this memorial weekend. I liked that. We borrowed a weed picking device and I waged weed warfare. The backyard is now uneven but mostly weed free. I would advise that if you decide to wage weed warfare that you not eat, or at least not lick your fingers afterwards. It tastes yucky.

Encase any of you were thinking of trying to beat my score at Rocket mania you will be sorry to hear that it is now at 3,195,350 points, level 42, Brother of dragons, which is the highest rank. I stopped because I was getting hungry and bored not because I lose. I really don't know how I got so good. I'm just insanely good at that game. If you don't believe me I'm very willing to prove it to you.

This brings me to a very important questions. Is it right for skunks to kiss ducks? I'm going to see if anything good's on TV. Bye.

Kris had this play that her friends were in and she dragged the rest of us along. It was a dinner theater so their was apple pie, and we had Godfathers pizza before hand. That's how she hooked me in to going. But the play turned out to be pretty good. That was because it was so awful. Only two of the characters were good at acting, and most of them didn't talk loud enough. But what mades it really great was that they kept of forgetting their lines. The villain forgot his and stood there for about five minutes. At another point in the play the villain was trying to capture the "damsel" and pour poison down her throat but it wasn't working very well and her said rather loudly "this isn't working". That was my favorite part. The apple pie was good too. I got to see the boy Kris used to have a crush on which was fun because it got on her nerves. He wasn't really all she made him out to be.

Allerge season is back. I have hayfever and it is no fun at all. No that's an understatement, it's torture. If I take the medicine then I'm a zombie, if I don't I can't stop sneezing and itching my eyes. I have finally found in allerge medicine that doesn't make my drowsy and lasts all day in Claritin. It's a dollar a tablet though! It's rediculous that I'm (well my parents) having to pay for something that I can't help. Note:I might run this threw spellcheck when I get home because it's not working here.

I have decided that the movie trailer for The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is the coolest. I'm still not going to see it till I read the books but I'm going to have to put a little more effort in to getting them.

My mom has decided that the next Quiz party should be held at our place. Hence the 'No!!!!!!'. I'm very opposed to this idea. And yet I do realize the inevitability of it and the fact that our house a very good place to have such a thing. The mother-in-law-room has a microwave, fridge, TV, and even the computer in it, and the bathroom is close by. Therefore my parents would pretty much be left to themselves. Chloe's room is attached to it but that would just mean it couldn't go to all hours of the night. Kris' room is upstairs along with my mom and dad's room. *whimper* But I don't want my fortress invaded!!! It's my house and I don't want to share!!! Mom doesn't seem to understand. I must say that if there was no Kris or mom then I would be much more willing to do such a thing.

Now I feel as though I must address you people calling me "The Evil One". I do find it rather funny but I don't think I'm deserving. I mean just because your sister calls you Hitler and you get people addicted to video games on occasion doesn't constitute being called the evil one. In my opinion Kris is much more deserving of the title. But I do like the fact that it means I'm your leader since you're Nazis, even if you'd never obey me. It is preferable to some other names, ones I'm not even going to mention in case you remember. And as Neemund said: I don't hold my evil. I don't really go home at night and think of evil things. Well not unless someone makes me mad and that's kind of hard. Unless you steal my fries, then it's easy. Or any other food of mine for that matter. Now that I think of it, steal anything of mine that I value and I'll get mad. Anyway, the title of the evil one should go to one more deserving.

I'm very sad about missing strawberry shortcake. Mom tried to blame her being early on me saying that I didn't call and tell her when to come. But she got me a blizzard so I can't be too mad at her.

I collect useless CD's. AOL CD are my favorite. You may thing my hobby is stupid but it's not. It's quirky and fun. Instead of boring CD that you hate getting in the mail it becomes treasure and a blessing. I haven't had the hobby for very long but I have at least three different AOL CD's, one CD with Tuccan Sam, one from key bank and a couple others. One of them even came in a ~holy music~ tin ~/holy music~. A blue shiny tin nonetheless.

My mom upon reading my blog would like you to know that she is not an awful person for not wanting to go to church. We did in fact have devotions. I didn't really think you people would care but it makes her feel better so I do it. She also thinks my language need cleaning up so now I will use works like blood or dickens.

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So it was a couple days ago that I wrote that and I meant to add how zoob tubes saved the day a couple days ago. I haven't been busy, the computers just hasn't let me online for a while. And I was to busy reading to get mom to do something about it. On to the "important" part.

That stupid DNA model I had to do turned out to be really easy due to zoob tubes. Zoob tubes are like a much cooler version of tinker toys. It took me all of five minutes, and it showed all the things needed. Mostly I was glad that it wasn't made of beads and pipe cleaners like most of the others.

We got a new van! Hooray! The locks hadn't been working right for a while in the other van. The new one has a CD player, which our old one didn't. But it doesn't have the handy key pad thing to unlock it with out the key. It's nice.

Last Thursday I had a small test in language. Because he(the teacher) was sick we hadn't had homework, and I hadn't read the stuff for a week or so. I read the important parts once quickly right before class and I got all the questions but one. Almost all the other people bombed it big time. Sometimes I really hate how stupid all the other people are they aren't even worthy of pity, they had a lot of time to study for it but didn't! It's sad, it's very sad.

My sister and mom said that I have only three emotions that I show. I disagree. I show about five, give or take. They say I have normal, giddy, and grumpy. I say I also have angry, and pleased. Sometimes I'm really pleased when I look normal. But if you look hard enough you can see it. And angry is just a more severe form of grumpy. They said it's funny when I'm giddy. Which is true. I'm weird when I'm happy. All the emotions that I do feel come out in those five (or three if you agree with them) emotions. Grumpy can really be frustrated, mad, annoyed, and all other negative emanations. Normal can be almost anything. I don't necessarily react to the fore-mentioned emotions or to positive emotions as well. Giddy is one of the ones you won't see so much, pleased you will a lot more then giddy. Pleased looks like normal except I will be smiling or such. You now hold all the incite in to what I'm feeling that you even will get. Don't you feel special?

There are some songs I like for no rhyme or reason. Mostly I'm thinking of Mr. Blindside by the killers and Chariot by some guy who's name I forget. Neither song makes much sense but I still like them. This one for a car commercial is cool too.

Kris is hopeless at most all video games and that makes me happy. Very, very happy. It makes me dizzy when she plays Mario kart. You feel like you're on the ocean. And a mere snake is a major problem for her in Pitfall.

I watched Unbreakable today, and that is a weird movie! It really didn't have much going on the whole time. About half the movie no one was talking. It was ok though, kind of worth watching.
I watched About a boy a couple days ago and that was also weird but most definitely worth watching. It was great. *laughs* I accidentally put I was great instead of it was great! I watched i Robot yesterday too which was unexpectedly good. Really thick plot for a movie with Will Smith in it. And don't be telling me that if I have time to watch so many movies I have time to post because I'm not going to be guilted in to posting more.

I have a very minimal amount of homework and no intention to write anything other than this on here today. So I have nothing to blame my lack of posting on. My suggestion is to check back in a few days. I don't see myself getting off my bum till then. But who knows, something interesting could happen to me or some revelation could reviel itself to me. *snorts*

Mothers Day was ok. We went to the keg. I got ribs. Kris got a steak and surprised me by liking it. I found out that my dislike of eating tomatoes was based in an actual dislike and not a preconceived idea that I wouldn't like them. Dad was on his navy weekend so he didn't get home till six-ish. We tried to play Sorry with Chloe but she had a fit when I used a sorry card on her. Kris made muffins for breakfast and they were good. Mom didn't want to go to church so we didn't. Not much else to say about it.

Saturday we went to Ross and I got a couple shorts and some Tee-shirts. Us kids were waiting in the car and Kris and I found a cling-on on this guys car offensive due to the girl on it having boots that covered more than her clothes. And to keep Kris and Chloe from fighting more I told Kris to take it off. I had read the signs warning of an alarm but I thought it applied to trying to open the door or something. Thankfully it was a type that stops when you stop touching the car. *smile*

I have been taking advantage of me not having to wake up till I feel like it lately. It's nice to be about to sleep in. I've also been reading more lately because I've had the time, and some good books. I hope my teacher isn't sick anymore the sub is annoying and talks loudly. I have to make a stupid DNA model for Biology. The weathers crap. I'm looking forward to summer. We might go to Hawaii. It's not a sure thing though. We will go somewhere this year around august. San Diego and Virginia have been thrown around, but it is really dependent on where my Dad has his two week navy thing. I'm hoping we can go to Whistler for some three day weekend.

I got some of the Monty Python series on video and I watched the first one this morning. It was so funny! We have got to have a Monty Python marathon sometime. It was just hilarious. Where else do sheep fly? And where else do you get to know the REAL reason the British kept the Germans at bay for so long? Where else do you get to see a man with three buttock, or shhhh!!!!! *whispers* mice men? Only on Monty Python, that's where. It's the best. Even better then Monty Python and The Holy Grail in my opinion.

My teacher is sick(well duh). I have no homework besides Biology. How lucky am I? There was a sub but he didn't do anything really, didn't even give us homework. So I got to skip my last two classes and didn't have to hang around. I was proud of myself because yesterday I finished two books. I had started one of them awhile ago and just didn't hadn't gotten around to finishing it.

I did a really stupid thing again. I showed Kris how to set any picture on the web as a background. Now she's got Ashton Kutcher up there and will go ballistic if any one takes him down. Why!?!?!??!?! Why did I do that?!?!?!?!? I know better too!!!!! *sobs* I need to start thinking things like that threw more.

On a happy note I got the latest Artemis Fowl book. And I have decided that I would love a house built the way Borders is. You know the one in southcenter? That one, with those huge stairs. When you walk down them you just can't help feel superior to other people. It's great. But I mean come on. Who doesn't love a sarcastic, teenage, criminal mastermind?! I don't know, but they must be crazy.

It is that dreaded time of year again. Mothers Day, Fathers Day, families birth day. In other words I have to buy presents and cards and such. I just really hate doing those things. I am not a gift giver. I'm even more tight fisted then my father, if that were possible. It's not that I don't love my family very much. It's not that I value them less then money. It's just that...........I don't like spending money. I hoard money, I don't spend it. I'm not even very fond of getting gifts. I'd rather buy myself gifts and not be obligated to buy other people gifts. I'm an awful person aren't I? Yes, yes I'm, I know. I'm not very good at picking out gifts either. Kris is good at that, not me. I'm good at picking out funny cards. I despise corny or sappy cards. They are an abomination. I think it's almost better not to get a card then to get a sappy or corny card.

I've been bored so I've been taking random tests. Today I took this test to find out my "chemistry IQ" I got 6/10 so I was happy about that. I've never taken a chemistry class either so all of it was either experience or just common sense. I also took multiple tests to find out which zodiac sign best fits me. Taurus and Aquarius tied for first. I was very little like my own sign Aries. I suppose Taurus makes some sense(as much as a zodiac sign is going to make anyway) because I supposed to be born May 1. I was about two weeks early. And that would make me a Taurus. If I had been born then than maybe my head would have turned correctly and I wouldn't have had to be born caesarian section. Is it a good or bad omen to be born like Caesar? I don't think it really matters. I would get back on track at this point but I've already said all I have to say on this subject.

So I'm pissed at walgreens or my camera. You know those pictures I took at the last Quiz Meet? *sobs* Not even half came back. I don't know where they went, but I'm mad. Some of the pictures were the group picture, the pictures of A fine looking young man and Emily winning there medals. Also a bunch of the ones of us just hanging out at lunch and before the awards ceremony. Raben strange, the camera must love you because all the ones I took of you (which wasn't very many) are there. I don't even know if it's worth giving the few that were ok to Evan. The one I took of Butterfly turned out. I bet she's not happy about that. *evil grin* She even had to take a picture of me as pay back. The one I got of The Shadow Walker "playing the drums" turned out too. Walgreens will never be trusted with valuable things like photos again. Screw them. I'm going to go play Rocket Mania now till my eyes bleed. Not really. I'd get bored.