The Blog of Fiendishness

Doesn't the title make you shutter with fear. Maybe that's just me.

Kris, mom, and Kris's friend Brook want to give me a makeover. Yeah. My response has generally been the typical: sure, when hell freezes over. I'm thinking of branching out to responses like, sure when a meteor hits earth or other destruction of earth references. Although sure when you wear sweat-pants would be similar enough(meaning Kris). Anyway. They want to take me shopping and buy me some "decent clothes". I don't know what decent clothes look like but I assume they are in atrocious colors like yellow, pink, purple, orange, and other sunny/detestable colors. I'd guess that they're also expensive, uncomfortable, impractical and tight. So exactly what I hate most in clothes. They also want to do all those beauty shop things done to me that end in cure(you know pedicure and the like). They want to do my hair and give me highlights. *dry heaves* Of course they want to put makeup on me too. I'd rather not feel like I'm wearing playdough on my face but your hearts were in the right place. Now find someone else who'll be suckered in by that. That's it, I must stop before I give myself nightmares.

You know what. They just need to lay off. I'm who I'm and I've been that way all my life so I doubt I'll change now. Heck I know I wouldn't change now. They think: oh she'll change when there's some hot guy she wants to impress. That logic is very flawed. Not because I don't want to impress hot guys. Hey *wipes drool* I'd love that. If, that is, hot guys weren't jerk and womanizers with egos bigger then the state of Texas. Thanks, but I'll pass. No there have been plenty of hot guys to impress. But I'm of the mind that if they're so shallow that they'll only think of going out with someone who jumps through those hoops, then I don't want them. Go find another pet dog.
I'm not opposed to looking good. Hey I comb my hair once a day, sometimes twice! Seriously though. Girls spend hours doing themselves up. Guys normally spend like five minutes max(well I guess there are those weird ones that spend more....). As I've mentioned the quality of guys is very poor. And they all end up all looking alike. Guys don't have to work hard like that to get girls to like them. And I don't think girls should have to either.
If I was a different sort of person I might do something like start a rally trying to convince the girls of the world, no, I'm ahead of myself, the US, to stop trying so hard. If most of the women just put down their lipstick, and blush, and mascara and said forget you, you'll just have to deal with it cuz I'm tired of being a shiny toy the world(heck thinking small is for losers) would be much better. It would force guys to be less shallow, which is something girls are always complaining about so it makes perfect sense. But girls done have that sort of sense. And not even close to being that sort of person though. So women will have to learn themselves.

Kris has decided that I will marry some geek, and while Kris put this much differently I'll be nice and say that he's not at all experienced when it comes to women. She says we'll be poor till he makes some sort of new software. She also says I'll make some gadget and sell it on an infomercial. She's so nice she said we can have a few kids. I hate my future according to Kris. Good thing I don't listen to her. She says she'll marry a rich, hot, actor. *shakes head*